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		<title>Haven&#8217;t we been here before?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark - in my own defense</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, we have.  The last time the Giants and Patriots played in the Super Bowl the Patriots were HUGE favorites, and the Giants won in the final minute, just like I said they would.  Don&#8217;t believe me?  Click here. (Shameless plug) Blogging is fun; I should do it more often.  Picking a team this year [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1152&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, we have.  The last time the Giants and Patriots played in the Super Bowl the Patriots were HUGE favorites, and the Giants won in the final minute, just like I said they would.  Don&#8217;t believe me?  <a title="Click here!  Give me more hits!" href="http://markruinsdinner.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/the-chowder-bowl/">Click here.</a> (Shameless plug)</p>
<p>Blogging is fun; I should do it more often.  Picking a team this year was as easy as ever; go Giants.  (To New England fans: This is all meant in good fun; please disregard any statements I may make saying that the Patriots are evil and are coached by Satan.)  Since New York is my team I&#8217;m picking a New York dish, and if it turns out well then the Giants win.  Got it?</p>
<p>There are many dishes that are claimed to have been invented in New York.  But for my Super Bowl prediction I need a dish I&#8217;ve never made before.  I did a great deal of research in this area (I looked on Wikipedia), and there it was.  Steak Diane.  I&#8217;d heard of Steak Diane from (of all people) Gordon Ramsay on Ramsay&#8217;s Kitchen Nightmares.  Usually made table side, this dish has a sauce that includes brandy cooked flambé-style.  Beef filet plus the chance to burn the house down equals blog gold, people. I may be out of practice but you don&#8217;t forget the basics.  Let&#8217;s get to it, shall we?</p>
<p><strong>GAME PREPARATION: The Giants bring in a suprise guest for the pep talk.</strong></p>
<p>Now, I know Emeril isn&#8217;t from New York.  He&#8217;s from New Orleans, but so is Eli Manning, so give me a break.  Emeril&#8217;s recipe from Delmonico looked very good, and it&#8217;s on the Food Network&#8217;s website, so you can go look at it <a title="Actually I heard somewhere that Emeril is from Massachussetts" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/steak-diane-recipe/index.html">by clicking here</a>.</p>
<p><strong>SUPER BOWL WEEK: Media day stinks, but in a good way.</strong></p>
<p>I took the time to read the whole recipe before I began (I know!), so I noticed it called for some veal stock.  Karen was making beef vegetable soup this weekend anyway, so she also used Emeril&#8217;s recipe from the same page to make the stock.  The first step is always my favorite: roasting the beef bones.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1156" title="Makes me hungry already" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/bones.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>If nothing else, this step makes your house smell <strong>AWESOME</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>GAME TIME!  Nothing interesting happens in the first half.</strong></p>
<p>This could also mean &#8220;The Patriots go up by three.&#8221;  Since we all want them to lose, this is drudgery.  The next steps are pretty boring, right?  Yada yada yada, trim the meat, slice into steaks, yada yada.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1157" title="Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/meat.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;Skip to the fire!&#8221;  I&#8217;m going as fast as I can, but I must include pictures for every step, it&#8217;s the law.</p>
<p><strong>HALF TIME! A surprise guest makes an appearance at the half time show.  It&#8217;s actually great, but it runs longer than planned.</strong></p>
<p>Who&#8217;s the half time performer this year?  Madonna?  I&#8217;m predicting that someone good shows up and upstages her.  Why, you ask?  Because while we were prepping everything for dinner a very dear friend of ours showed up for the Super Bowl party.  A week early.  I have the best friends <em>ever</em>.  The house was a nightmare, truly horrific, but they came in and we had a ball while we finished the prep work.  I also had time to dice up some red potatoes, toss them with some herbs and olive oil, and throw them in the oven.</p>
<p><strong>THIRD QUARTER: Finally, the Giants offense starts scoring points.</strong></p>
<p>Sear the meat on both sides in butter.  Chill out, this was dinner for four and I used a tablespoon of butter and 1/4 cup of cream.  This is health food.  Anyway, the steaks are doing nicely.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1159" title="Hot steamy goodness" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/saute1.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>THIRD QUARTER: New York scores points in bunches.</strong></p>
<p>Maybe a touchdown followed by a kickoff-fumble?  Sounds good to me.  I added the mushrooms, onions, and garlic.  I&#8217;m starting to get very happy right now, but still apprehensive about what is to come.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1160" title="Mushroomy steaky buttery nomnomnomnom" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/saute2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>FOURTH QUARTER: With a lead, the Giants&#8217; defense puts the pressure on Tom Brady, but it doesn&#8217;t work.</strong></p>
<p>I knew the pan wasn&#8217;t hot enough.  I tried increasing the heat a little early, but the steaks were just right, the mushrooms were just right, and it was time to burn the house down.  I took all the necessary precautions.  I moved the pan to the kitchen table, away from the microwave above the range and the flammable wallpaper behind the stove (remember <em><a title="Perhaps blogging isn't good for my self esteem" href="http://markruinsdinner.wordpress.com/2007/11/29/a-little-reward-youve-earned-it/">the burgers</a>?</em>).  I then added the brandy&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1161" title="Notice how far back Karen is taking the picture.  She remembers the burgers." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/brandy1.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>And lit the fire.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1162" title="I'm running away already.  See?" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/brandy2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Not exactly the WHOOOM I was looking for.  I had Karen taking pictures for me, in case I needed to get the fire extinguisher (and for evidence to send to Allstate).  I try mixing things together and I&#8217;m able to manage this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1163" title="Wimpy wimpy wimpy" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/little_flame2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>FOURTH QUARTER: The Giants pressure Brady again and it works.</strong></p>
<p>Interception for a touchdown?  In the Super Bowl?  Tom Brady?  I can only dream.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what happened: The alcohol all burned off (or so I thought) so I put the pan back on the heat.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1164" title="FIRE FIRE HELP!" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/big_flame1.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>THAT, people, is flambé.  Apparently there&#8217;s a good deal of alcohol in brandy.  I&#8217;m screaming &#8220;TAKE A PICTURE!&#8221; and Karen is screaming &#8220;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!&#8221;  So we have a bit of an action photo sequence.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1165" title="Just in time, the mighty Oven Mitt arrives to take the skillet to safety." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/big_flame2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Zoom!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1166" title="It's a dragonborn Oven Mitt." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/big_flame3.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Wisk!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1167" title="All is safe back at the farm." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/big_flame4.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
<p><strong>FINAL TWO MINUTES: The Giants&#8217; defense puts the game away.</strong></p>
<p>After all that, I added the steaks back in to baste and finish cooking just a bit.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1169" title="It's almost time for the happy dance" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/baste.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Served with herb roasted potatoes and steamed broccoli (I know, it&#8217;s boring, shut up), dinner was a smash hit.  Jonathan asked for seconds and then thirds, ensuring a big win for the G-Men.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1170" title="No begging the kids to eat means I win" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/dinner.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>FINAL MINUTE: The refs blow a big call, for the Giants.  But the game&#8217;s outcome isn&#8217;t affected.</strong></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the problem.  The final step just before serving is to add some chopped parsley to the sauce.  I bought the parsley, I washed the parsley, I chopped the parsley.  I even put it in a nice blue bowl for ease of use when adding it to the pan.  I just forgot.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1171" title="How sad.  Poor lonely parsley.  No one to eat you." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/forgot.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Would it have been nice? Yes.  Oh well.  Dinner was great.  I predict that the largest margin of victory inflicted by the Patriots this year will be visited on them.  Final score Giants 55 Patriots 20.</p>
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			<media:title type="html">Just in time, the mighty Oven Mitt arrives to take the skillet to safety.</media:title>
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		<title>Lucky numbers</title>
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		<dc:creator>mark - in my own defense</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See, in this year&#8217;s Super Bowl the Green Bay Packers are trying to win their 13th NFL championship, while the Pittsburgh Steelers are trying to win their 7th.  Get it?  Lucky Numbers?  Oh, never mind. For reference, My previous Super Bowl picking posts (all correct) can be found by clicking here and here and here. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1121&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See, in this year&#8217;s Super Bowl the Green Bay Packers are trying to win their 13th NFL championship, while the Pittsburgh Steelers are trying to win their 7th.  Get it?  Lucky Numbers?  Oh, never mind.</p>
<p>For reference, My previous Super Bowl picking posts (<strong>all correct</strong>) can be found by clicking <a title="Once is luck" href="http://markruinsdinner.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/the-chowder-bowl/" target="_blank">here</a> and <a title="Twice is a trend." href="http://markruinsdinner.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/cooking-the-redbirds/" target="_blank">here</a> and <a title="Three times is also luck" href="http://markruinsdinner.wordpress.com/2010/02/02/just-an-excuse-to-make-jambalaya/" target="_blank">here</a>.  I will say thank you to my one fan, Jes, who asked me a couple weeks ago when I was going to be writing this post.</p>
<p>For three years I&#8217;ve correctly picked the winner of the Super Bowl merely by cooking a dish from that city.  Manhattan clam chowder predicted the Giants to beat the Patriots, Jambalaya produced a win for New Orleans last year, and in Super Bowl XLIII Tandoori chicken was the difference with my Pittsburgh Steelers.  Only that&#8217;s not <em>really</em> Pittsburgh food, is it?  Sadly, no (although it would be nice).  Thankfully the Black and Gold have seen fit to offer me a second chance, and I shall take up the mantle with pride.</p>
<p>The rules for these posts are simple.  I pick a dish I&#8217;ve never made before based solely on what I feel like cooking.  I assume the role of my chosen city&#8217;s star player, and as it goes for my dish it goes for their team.  And when all else fails I never pick against the Steelers.  Honestly I could have made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for this post and said &#8220;Wow!  That was great!  Steelers win.&#8221;  But that&#8217;s not as much fun.  Instead, I shall be making pierogies.</p>
<p>In bold letters you will find the progress of the game based upon the progress of the meal.  Following this is the explanation of my cooking, step by step.  And lots of pictures.  This year I will be taking the role of coach Mike Tomlin, since he is <em>by far</em> my favorite person on the Rooney&#8217;s payroll.  Besides, we&#8217;re the same age and, yes, I wish I was him sometimes.</p>
<p><strong>WEEK OFF: The coaches do their research, studying their opponent looking for a weakness. </strong><br />
I searched extensively for a recipe (I googled it), and I found a food blogger from Pittsburgh (Hooray!) who had a recipe and great photos of its results.  Go visit the Brown Eyed Baker and tell Michelle I said hello.  Here&#8217;s a link to the recipe:</p>
<p><a title="Pierogies for the Super Bowl!" href="http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2008/10/03/homemade-pierogi/" target="_blank">Homemade Pierogi from the Brown Eyed Baker</a></p>
<p><strong>SUPER BOWL WEEK: The Steelers arrive in Dallas and get worked over by the press.  They hold together, but it&#8217;s ugly.</strong><br />
It&#8217;s my blog, I pick the metaphors, got it?  Anyway, step one was to mix the dough.  It was a multi-step process but the longest part (and the hardest to know if I was doing it right) was &#8220;working the dough until it loses most of it stickiness.&#8221;  I have no idea what that means, but here it is:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1136" title="I'm so ugly, that's okay 'cause so are you......." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dough.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Karen asked me &#8220;Is it supposed to be that dry?&#8221;  How should I know?  I&#8217;ve never made a dough remotely like this before.  I put it in the fridge and let it sit overnight.</p>
<p><strong>GAME TIME!  The Steelers win the coin toss and kick off.  They feature a strong running game on offense.</strong><br />
See, I was going to cook this meal on Sunday like I normally do, but Karen was already making something.  I decide Monday is best.  Besides, Karen wanted me to make some chicken-corn soup on Monday anyway and I thought it would go great with my pierogies.  I am also very good at making soup.</p>
<p><strong>FIRST QUARTER: The Defense shows up big.  The whole team rallies.  Tomlin tweaks the game plan.</strong><br />
This was too easy.  The bacon is Casey Hampton.  It was actually between him and Flozell Adams.  From everything I&#8217;ve read you can put as many embellishments as you want in the filling, so although it wasn&#8217;t in the recipe I know very well that bacon makes everything better.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1137" title="The only thing more important than the chocolate course is the bacon course." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/bacon.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>And if Casey Hampton is the Bacon then James Harrison is the onions.  This was my first deviation from the recipe.  It calls to saute the onions in butter, but all that wonderful bacon grease was already in the pan, so I used that instead.  I&#8217;m a genius.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1138" title="This dish is NOT low-fat.  NOT." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/onions.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>FIRST QUARTER: The offense moves the ball at will against the Packers&#8217; defense, but it&#8217;s still not pretty. </strong><br />
Shredding the cheese.  This I couldn&#8217;t pass up.  And yes, it&#8217;s a terrible metaphor but I don&#8217;t care.  When I was at the store I saw this beautiful Wisconsin Colby-Jack and exclaimed &#8220;MWUAHAHAHAHA!&#8221;  But as it turns out, this step isn&#8217;t really negotiable anyway.  You do want delicious pierogies, right?</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1139" title="This is meant in fun.  Please no trolls." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/cheese.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>After shredding the cheese and boiling the potatoes I mash everything together.  Also, I forgot to mention that I chopped up some chives for the filling as well.  Karen didn&#8217;t think I should post a picture of the filling at this stage because it didn&#8217;t look very appetizing in this state.  Whatever.</p>
<p><strong>SECOND QUARTER: A substitute makes a huge difference in the game, but the Packers&#8217; defense holds.</strong><br />
I took the dough out of the fridge, rolled it out, and cut out the rounds.  At this point Jonathan came in the kitchen and asked to help.  So I put the filling on each round and showed him how to moisten the edges and fold them in half.  It actually makes the work go faster so I was happy.  Jonathan will therefore play the part of Doug Legursky, playing center for the Steelers due to the injury to the usual starter, Maurkice Pouncey.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1140" title="Soon he'll be a better cook than me.  Not hard to do." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/jonnyforming.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>At this point I started worrying about my metaphors.  The filling was smelling very good, and I knew it was because of the cheese.  If the cheese was the best part of the pierogies, and they were a success, does that mean that the Packers actually win the game?</p>
<p><strong>THIRD QUARTER: The Steelers finally start looking good, but then lose their lustre quickly.</strong><br />
After the pierogies were formed they looked pretty good.  I was starting to get excited.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1141" title="Don't they look good?  I think so too." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/precook.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Then I boiled them.  It&#8217;s funny.  The recipe said that they float to the top when they&#8217;re done.  It also said it would take 8-10 minutes.  Mine took no more than five.  But after they were done boiling they looked odd.  I rinsed them off just like it told me to, but there was still a pretty thick layer of starch on the outside.  I was hoping for a big finish in the skillet.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1142" title="They look, um, better than the dough did." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/boiled.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>FOURTH QUARTER: Troy Polumalu  scores a defensive touchdown.</strong><br />
All this time I was also making the chicken-corn soup, and at this point Karen came home from work and finished it off.  I was very grateful.  Yes, Karen is now playing the part of Troy.  She <em>is</em> the superstar in our kitchen.  Plus, she&#8217;s got beautiful hair.</p>
<p><strong>FINAL TWO MINUTES:  The Steelers&#8217; defense puts the game away, led by James Harrison.</strong><br />
Well, he was the onions, was he not?  The final step in the process is to saute some sliced onions in butter, and when they were soft add the pierogies and pan fry until crisp.  At this point even Karen was looking optimistic.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1143" title="Does this make you hungry?  It should." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/sauteeing.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>GAME OVER!  The Steelers win.  James Harrison is named MVP.</strong><br />
Even Karen said they were great.  The best part was the crispy outside, and guess what else?  The soup was GOLD!  How cool is that?  Thanks to some saffron, which was actually in the recipe.  I wish I&#8217;d had some black beans to serve on the side.  But no matter, this dinner was awesome.</p>
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<p><strong>MY PICK: Steelers 24, Packers 20.</strong></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[My annual Super Bowl post is coming very soon.  For an opening act I thought I&#8217;d showcase once again why this blog is called Mark Ruins Dinner. If you&#8217;re like me (and why wouldn&#8217;t you be?) you purchase convenience food at the grocery store because it&#8217;s quick and impossible to ruin.  You may have even [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1124&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My annual Super Bowl post is coming very soon.  For an opening act I thought I&#8217;d showcase once again why this blog is called Mark Ruins Dinner.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re like me (and why wouldn&#8217;t you be?) you purchase convenience food at the grocery store because it&#8217;s quick and impossible to ruin.  You may have even asked yourself &#8220;How could you possibly wreck a frozen pizza?&#8221;  Here&#8217;s your answer.</p>
<p>The boys had some friends over so I thought getting a couple frozen pizzas would be an easy dinner that everyone would eat.  So I got one cheese and one pepperoni and put them in the oven at the same time.  After 17 minutes we checked on them.  At this point Karen said to me &#8220;Why did you put one right above the other?  You&#8217;re supposed to stagger them so the crusts cook properly.&#8221;  She couldn&#8217;t have told me that at the beginning.  Besides, I&#8217;m the homemade pizza guy now.  Anyway, we moved them apart so that the top pizza crust would cook, but it wasn&#8217;t that easy.  You see, the crust on the top one had started sagging through the oven rack.  But we did our best and moved it over.  But then Karen decided it would be a good idea to turn it, so that it would stop sagging.  In the process she ripped a hole in the middle of the pizza:</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s the cheese dripping through the middle of the pizza.  I quickly got it out before it opened up like a black hole.  We had a heck of a time getting it out of the oven, but the boys ate it just fine.  Karen said it looked like a belly button.  I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s a good thing for a pizza.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1129" title="Trying to think of a funny saying but I can't" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dsc_0011-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>This doesn&#8217;t bode well for my Super Bowl pick.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 12:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark - in my own defense</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get asked a lot &#8220;Your cooking looks really good, why is your blog called Mark Ruins Dinner?&#8221;  Here&#8217;s your answer. I apologize for the lack of pictures in this post.  There are barely any words to describe what happened today, let alone pictures.  I shall do my best. We&#8217;ve been busy lately.  Like, too [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1117&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get asked a lot &#8220;Your cooking looks really good, why is your blog called <em>Mark Ruins Dinner</em>?&#8221;  Here&#8217;s your answer.</p>
<p>I apologize for the lack of pictures in this post.  There are barely any words to describe what happened today, let alone pictures.  I shall do my best.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve been busy lately.  Like, too busy to cook.  So Karen&#8217;s been going crazy on the weekends to make enough food for us to eat all week.  This weekend she asked if I would help her out on Sunday morning while she got caught up at work.  I obliged, of course, for <strong>who in the world can mess up a pot roast</strong>?</p>
<p>Karen even gave me a recipe as a starting point.  &#8221;This looks really good,&#8221; she says.  &#8221;Just follow the instructions and it will be great!&#8221;  I admit, it looked like a great meal.  A sirloin tip roast braised slowly in the Crock-Pot.  Some nice root veggies in there and everything.  And Guinness.</p>
<p>I gotta be honest.  We&#8217;re not beer drinkers.  We don&#8217;t have any Guinness in the house.  We still had a Coors Light in our cupboards from two Thanksgivings ago, when we had company.  We still had some Miller Light from last Thanksgiving.  Karen had bought a six-pack of Bud this summer to make beer can chicken with.  That&#8217;s all we had in the house.</p>
<p>The recipe was called <a title="The picture looks good, doesn't it?" href="http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&amp;recipe_id=10000001963989" target="_blank">Beef and Guinness Stew</a> and it&#8217;s from <em>Cooking Light</em> magazine.  I think.  Karen told me all about it, but I guess I wasn&#8217;t listening.  She left it on her computer and I glanced at it, but only to look at the list of ingredients.  I did look briefly at the instructions, but only to see when to add the beer, and how much.  How about I just go through the instructions and tell you what I did instead?</p>
<p><strong>Step 1: Cut the beef into 1-inch cubes. </strong> Wow.  I never even saw this bit.  I ignored it completely, leaving the roast as one big lump of meat.</p>
<p><strong>Step 2: Use 1 bottle of Guinness Draught.</strong> As stated before, we didn&#8217;t have any.  In fact, I even forgot about the Budweiser and used the year-old Miller Light instead.</p>
<p><strong>Step 3: Use 4 cups of beef broth.</strong> Really?  Where did this come from?  I just saw that right now for the first time.  Maybe I didn&#8217;t look at the ingredients as well as I&#8217;d thought.</p>
<p>Stop laughing.</p>
<p><strong>Step 4: After sautéing the onions, stir in the tomato paste.</strong> I knew this was coming, I just plum forgot about it.  You ever have one of those days?  Yeah, my mind really was somewhere else this morning.</p>
<p>At this point I chopped up some celery, carrots, and potatoes and put everything into the Crock-Pot.  I switched it on, blew it a kiss, and went about my day.  Later that evening I&#8217;m at the store and I get a call from Karen.  &#8221;Did you reduce the heat on the Crock-Pot to <em>Warm </em>just now?&#8221;</p>
<p>No.  I hadn&#8217;t.  I had put everything in the slow cooker and turned the dial one click to the left.  Once again, I wasn&#8217;t paying attention.  Now, from my food handling class all those years ago I am aware that for 8 hours my beef roast had been lovingly kept at just the right temperature to encourage bacteria to grow.  I didn&#8217;t put dinner in the slow cooker; I put an agar in an incubator.  So yeah, after 8 hours it was still raw.  Karen told me &#8220;I tasted it, so why don&#8217;t we wait until tomorrow and see if I get sick before we throw it away?&#8221;</p>
<p>Uh huh.</p>
<p>The best part is this.  It was a pot roast.  That&#8217;s dinner for three days in our house.  So I didn&#8217;t just ruin dinner.  <strong>I ruined dinner for the week. </strong></p>
<p>So, after a lengthy hiatus, it&#8217;s good to be back.</p>
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		<title>CSA Cooking: fennel, garlic, and basil</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long time and the summer is halfway over already.  And guess what, I was right about something.  Blogging the CSA every week is hard.  But don&#8217;t think that the season is halfway over.  On the contrary, it&#8217;s hardly begun.  The CSA runs from early May through Thanksgiving.  So far the take each [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1096&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a long time and the summer is halfway over already.  And guess what, I was right about something.  Blogging the CSA every week is hard.  But don&#8217;t think that the season is halfway over.  On the contrary, it&#8217;s hardly begun.  The CSA runs from early May through Thanksgiving.  So far the take each week has been small but once August hits we will hear the call of all-you-can-pick tomatoes.</p>
<p>I do have some other things to post from the last two months of farm fresh vegetables, but I also have a trip to Trinidad to post about.  Oh yeah, the food is still good.</p>
<p>So this week at the farm what greeted me was potatoes, carrots, lettuce, fennel (bulb, stalk, and leaves), garlic, basil, parsley, and cucumbers.  My thoughts immediately went to the fennel.  It&#8217;s the kind of thing you need to plan the whole meal around, you know?  It doesn&#8217;t really go with everything.  I thought of lamb, and Karen mentioned that we had some lamb shanks in the freezer.  It was on epicurious that we saw this recipe:</p>
<p><a title="It's more of a starting point, but you get the idea" href="http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Braised-Lamb-Shanks-with-Coriander-Fennel-and-Star-Anise-234136" target="_blank">Braised lamb shanks recipe</a></p>
<p>Okay, there&#8217;s fennel seeds listed there, but not exactly what I&#8217;ve got.  That&#8217;s okay, we put it in anyway.  We didn&#8217;t have any star anise, but that tastes like fennel so I cubed up the bulb and sauteed it with the onion, and I chopped the stalk and put it in with the celery.  I was even planning on using the leaves as garnish.  Oh yeah, I&#8217;m getting my Top Chef on.  We also used the carrots and garlic from the CSA in the braise.  The reviews for the recipe said that it goes great with polenta, so I decided to make some as well.  I&#8217;ve never made polenta before, so this was a very big adventure for me.</p>
<p>We did, however, make some substitutions in the recipe.  It calls for 3 cups of port, which you are to reduce down to 2/3 cup.  I had some red wine and I poured out whatever was left in the bottle, which was about a cup and a half.  I reduced it down, don&#8217;t ask how much.  Then it calls for a quart of beef stock and a quart of chicken stock, and you are to reduce this down to a cooking liquid of 3 cups.  You know what?  I really don&#8217;t have that kind of time, so I put in a quart of chicken stock and brought it to a boil but didn&#8217;t reduce it at all.  So there.</p>
<p>Once that was braising in the oven I thought of the polenta.  I saw <a title="whatever you do, don't double the salt" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/creamy-parmesan-polenta-recipe/index.html" target="_blank">this recipe on the Food Network&#8217;s website</a> and it seemed like a good, basic recipe.  But it made way too much, so I cut it in half.  Well, I cut <em>almost</em> everything in half.  I cut the water, cornmeal, cream, and parmesan in half.  But I had a moment of weakness, a moment where I had one too many things in my head and something fell out.  I didn&#8217;t halve the salt.  &#8221;What&#8217;s the worry?  It&#8217;s only an extra teaspoon.  Of salt.&#8221;  What are you going to do, start over?  All over a little too much salt?  Whatever.</p>
<p>So the polenta was barely edible; the addition of the cream helped a bit, but wow.  I ate my entire portion anyway.  I had to, since we forced the kids to eat theirs.</p>
<p>That was when Karen upstaged me.  She came home from work and asked me what vegetable we were having with dinner.  I hadn&#8217;t thought of that.  So she made a sauteed ratatouille with zucchini from the CSA and eggplant from our garden.  It was the highlight of the meal.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1099" title="And with more parmesan just to show me up even more" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/veggierat.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>So the vegetables were good and the lamb was delicious, as were the carrots, onions, and everything else in the braise.  And I&#8217;m sure there was some sort of nutritional value or something in the polenta.  But in all it was a success.  And later in the week we did finish off everything else from the farm.</p>
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		<title>Blackened Chicken</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 21:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two weekends in a row.  Not the kind of trend I was looking for. It was our first BBQ of the year.  I was obviously out of practice.  I lit the coals with the chimney starter, and once they were ready I spread them evenly in the grill and put some new coals on top. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1087&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Two weekends in a row.  Not the kind of trend I was looking for.</p>
<p>It was our first BBQ of the year.  I was obviously out of practice.  I lit the coals with the chimney starter, and once they were ready I spread them evenly in the grill and put some new coals on top.  I didn&#8217;t want them burning out before the chicken legs were cooked.  What happened next was predictable.  I put the burgers on first, while the new coals were still warming up.  Once they were cooked I started with the drumsticks and wings.  By that time the new coals were burning and the grill was about 5,000 degrees.  I did my best, but they were still horribly burned on the outside and, you guessed it, raw on the inside.</p>
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<p>We finished it up in the microwave, and Karen assures me it&#8217;s good once you take the skin off.  Whatever.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Honey, the kids can&#8217;t breathe&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://markruinsdinner.wordpress.com/2010/05/11/honey-the-kids-cant-breathe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 00:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark - in my own defense</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was supposed to be my first official post blogging the CSA, its food, and how we cooked it.  Instead you get treated to a story actually living up to the name of my blog. NOTE: While reading this story keep in mind that we had company in the house witnessing the horror unfold. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1076&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was supposed to be my first official post blogging the CSA, its food, and how we cooked it.  Instead you get treated to a story actually living up to the name of my blog.</p>
<p><strong>NOTE:</strong> While reading this story keep in mind that we had company in the house witnessing the horror unfold.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t just cook dinner, I entertain.  And I&#8217;m fairly good at it.  So it was Mother&#8217;s Day weekend and Karen suggested going out to eat.  I&#8217;ve waited tables on Mother&#8217;s Day and I didn&#8217;t relish the idea of waiting two hours for a table with a screaming one year old.  That&#8217;s a celebration of motherhood, isn&#8217;t it?  So I decided to cook up some gourmet food  for my foodie wife instead.  That way she can enjoy a fine meal and appreciate my awesomeness at the same time.  My menu included Steak au Poivre, potatoes, CSA veggies, baguettes, and some creme brulee for dessert.    So the day before I made the desserts (they have to set in the fridge you know) and started the poolish for the baguettes.</p>
<p>What follows is proof that a little knowledge can be dangerous, and ignoring other knowledge can be very dangerous.  I&#8217;ve made Steak au Poivre before with success, so I figured that this was in the bag.  The steaks used before were filet mignon, about an inch and a half thick.  This time flatiron steaks were on sale, and these are very thin.  So I decided to increase the temperature in the skillet so that I can achieve a good sear on the outside before overcooking on the inside.  What I forgot is that I was still cooking with butter and olive oil in the pan and we don&#8217;t have a hood over our range to suck the smoke outside.</p>
<p>See it coming already, don&#8217;t you?  Yes, what you&#8217;re thinking is exactly what happened.  The skillet was, in fact, too hot, burning the outside without cooking the inside.  The fat in the pan burned completely off quickly, all the while filling the house with black-pepper-filled smoke that choked the lungs and stung the eyes.  So there I was, opening every door and window in the house to vent the smoke, and it was cold outside that day.</p>
<p>The vegetables used from the CSA on Mother&#8217;s Day included chives for the potatoes and broccoli raab cooked via a Mario Batali recipe.  In it you poach it over medium heat for 20 minutes in a little water, olive oil, red pepper flakes, and finish it off with sliced olives.  We didn&#8217;t have olives so we used capers.  It looked good, but we only had one third as much green as the recipe called for but I sill used the same amount of pepper.  What resulted was so spicy I couldn&#8217;t eat it.</p>
<p><a href="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mothersdinner.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1081" title="Looks nice, you just can't eat it." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mothersdinner.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>Once the smoke had cleared we sat down in our now 55 degree dining room and I then realized that I hadn&#8217;t made anything that the kids would eat.  Jonathan doesn&#8217;t like potatoes, the broccoli raab was too spicy and the steaks were too <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">raw</span> rare.  I sliced up some pieces of steak, washed the peppercorns off, and cooked them through in a skillet for the boys.  Jonny had some grapes and they each had a few pieces of the baguettes that turned out well (even though they looked like femurs).</p>
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<p>The only thing I hadn&#8217;t done is set the house on fire.  So, for an encore I got out the blowtorch and set to work on the creme brulee.</p>
<p><a href="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/cremebrulee.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1082" title="YAY! Fire!" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/cremebrulee.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></a></p>
<p>Sorry I didn&#8217;t have time to take pictures of the carnage as it was being ruined.  I was trying to keep my house from burning down at the time.</p>
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		<title>Blogging the CSA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year we bought a half share in a local farm through Community Supported Agriculture.  It was really neat going to the farm every Friday afternoon and seeing what had come in that week.  And there were vegetables (or varieties of staples) that we&#8217;d never heard of.  The produce was so beautiful that this year [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1068&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year we bought a half share in a local farm through Community Supported Agriculture.  It was really neat going to the farm every Friday afternoon and seeing what had come in that week.  And there were vegetables (or varieties of staples) that we&#8217;d never heard of.  The produce was so beautiful that this year we bought a whole share.</p>
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<p>This faces us with several challenges.  First, there&#8217;s no way Karen and I can eat all that food.  We&#8217;ve got to get the boys eating more veggies or we&#8217;ll waste a sizable portion of what we bring home.  The other challenge is us.  We realized quickly last year that there were lots of foods that we simply didn&#8217;t know how to cook.  It was an eye opening experience.</p>
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<p>We&#8217;re really looking forward to our first harvest in May, so I asked myself &#8220;How could I make this a lot harder?&#8221;  My answer was this.  I&#8217;m going to blog about the CSA.  The kinds of foods, how we cook them, what goes with them.  It&#8217;s a true education about food.  My goals are simple: First, use everything.  No more hearty greens in the fridge to rot because I didn&#8217;t know how to prepare them.  Learn, do, consume.  Second, blog about it.  There&#8217;s going to be a lot of food, so this one may be as tough as getting the boys to eat their share.</p>
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<p>Implicit in this goal is the fact that we&#8217;re going to be eating more vegetables this summer.  So we&#8217;ll be eating healthier, and hopefully that will also have a positive impact on all of us.</p>
<p>Wish us luck!</p>
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		<title>My first baguettes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 03:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were committed.  We were making French onion soup.  The recipe called for baguette croutons, and that&#8217;s when Karen said the unthinkable.  &#8221;Great.  Panera is on the way home so I&#8217;ll pick up some baguettes and we&#8217;ll take it from there.&#8221; Buy baguettes? We were going through all this trouble to make this perfect broth [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1048&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were committed.  We were making French onion soup.  The recipe called for baguette croutons, and that&#8217;s when Karen said the unthinkable.  &#8221;Great.  Panera is on the way home so I&#8217;ll pick up some baguettes and we&#8217;ll take it from there.&#8221;</p>
<p><em>Buy baguettes? </em></p>
<p>We were going through all this trouble to make this perfect broth from scratch, and she wanted to buy baguettes?  Clearly she&#8217;d had too much on her mind lately and she&#8217;d forgotten herself.  Good thing I am fearless, and although the only bread I&#8217;d ever made was pizza dough I said I&#8217;d make the baguettes for the soup.  And if they were terrible, at least I&#8217;d get an amusing blog post about how I not only ruined the bread but also the soup by association.  So I went to the authorities on making bread: The flour people.  The lovely folks at King Arthur Flour had this recipe to follow:</p>
<p><a title="Raisin bread by Merlin" href="http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/baguettes-insert-recipe-recipe" target="_blank">Baguette bread by the nice King Arthur Flour people</a></p>
<p>A great place to start.  Even better, I learned a new word immediately upon reading the recipe.  Poolish.  What&#8217;s a poolish?  Apparently it&#8217;s a mixture of flour, water, and yeast that&#8217;s set overnight on a very slow rise so that it can add lots of good flavor to the bread.  I learned from Alton Brown that slow rise = better flavor.  So how much yeast goes into a poolish?  A pinch.  That&#8217;s right, they actually called for a pinch of yeast.  <strong>That&#8217;s scientific.</strong> Fortunately I have the tools required:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1049" title="pinch this (you were expecting that, weren't you?)" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0126.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>So here was my poolish when I mixed it:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1050" title="no, I don't know any poolish jokes." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0138.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>And here it was the next day:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1051" title="FEED ME" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0143-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Yeah.  I know.  Another couple days and I&#8217;d be bowing before it and doing its bidding.  After this part, the recipe is kind of self-directed.  Mix, knead, rise.  Standard stuff.  I found lots of very good instructions on how to roll and shape the loaves on Youtube.  This one was particularly useful:</p>
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<p>You know what?  They weren&#8217;t as easy to roll as he made it seem.  This dough is sticky and as you peel it off the counter it gets longer and skinnier than you expect it to.  So here they were before they went into the oven:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1052" title="notice how unevenly they've stretched" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0159.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>And after:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1053" title="Now you're hungry, aren't you?" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0175-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve heard people on the Food Network talk about baguettes.  Easy to learn but difficult to master, you know the type?  Well I&#8217;m no master, but these will do just fine.  And they were <strong>way better</strong> than Panera, and do you know why?  Because I made them myself, that&#8217;s why.</p>
<p>So, now you want to know about the soup, don&#8217;t you?  Well, it turned out great.  French onion soup is supposed to have melted cheese on top.  Notice that the only cheese is a little bit sprinkled on the baguette croutons.  This is, after all, from <em>Cooking Light</em>.  Next time I&#8217;ll add more cheese.  Karen found an awesome recipe for sandwiches to go on my awesome bread:</p>
<p><a title="it went perfectly with the soup, too" href="http://www.finedinings.com/baguette_sandwich_with_balsamic_.htm" target="_blank">Baguette Cheese Tomato Sandwiches</a></p>
<p>And we had a perfect soup and sandwich night.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1054" title="No, NOW you're hungry." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0186-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>A lot of work? Heck yes.  Worth it?  Oh my, yes.</p>
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		<title>A labor of love</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 02:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Karen loves French onion soup.  She always has.  She&#8217;s begged me to make some for over a year now.  I never have because I was intimidated by it.  Think of it.  It&#8217;s all about the broth.  There your broth stands, almost alone, with no one to hide behind.  And I don&#8217;t make my own stock [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=markruinsdinner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=734659&amp;post=1035&amp;subd=markruinsdinner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Karen loves French onion soup.  She always has.  She&#8217;s begged me to make some for over a year now.  I never have because I was intimidated by it.  Think of it.  It&#8217;s all about the broth.  There your broth stands, almost alone, with no one to hide behind.  And I don&#8217;t make my own stock that often.  So I was scared.  But finally I relented.  We found a recipe in Cooking Light&#8217;s <em>Soups &amp; Stews</em> cookbook for the soup.</p>
<p>It calls for beef stock and beef consomme.  Beef stock sounds pretty straightforward, but you know me, I over think everything.  And everyone has their own idea for how to make beef stock.  Tom Colicchio doesn&#8217;t make beef stock; he makes veal stock.  No wonder his food is so expensive.   In the end I chose a recipe that called for roasting some bone-in meat before boiling it.  We chose beef shanks and oxtails.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1037" title="beef wonderful beef" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0101-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Karen made the stock, and truthfully that&#8217;s probably why everything else turned out so well.  The next day I set about making the consomme.  This is the entertaining part, since I didn&#8217;t read the recipe before setting to work.  It said to blend ground beef, celery, carrots, onion, egg and beef stock well.  Now, when I read &#8220;blend&#8221; it means put it in the blender.  The mixture went from this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1038" title="no!  NO! Don't do it!!!" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0110-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>to this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1039" title="OMG I can't believe you actually did that!!!!  NASTY!!!!" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0111.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p><strong>It looked like vomit</strong>.  I was horrified at this point, so I read in some of my other books, and they say merely to <em>mix</em> everything together.  I can see how that would be better.  But I&#8217;ve reached the point of no return so I put the heat to it.  The egg white is supposed to congeal everything together at the top into what they call the raft, leaving clear broth below.  You&#8217;re supposed to disturb the raft as little as possible, but poke a hole in it so the bubbles can rise to the surface as it simmers.  Honestly, for a long time it still looked like vomit.  But I finally saw a glimmer of hope with as the raft took shape.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1040" title="it still looks nasty.  You're a horrible cook." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0122.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>See some clear broth in there?  I was cautiously optimistic.  Now, getting the broth out without disturbing the raft is another issue.  I decided to use a turkey baster and it worked really well.  And to my surprise, a perfectly clear broth emerged.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1041" title="How did that just happen?  You switched bowls didn't you?" src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0125-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>Hope?  Now I&#8217;m excited to make the soup.  Karen takes it from here and makes the finished product.  I&#8217;m busy with other things, as you&#8217;ll see in the next post.  We were wondering how clear the broth is supposed to be in the finished product, but the recipe calls for corn meal so it&#8217;s not going to be crystal clear.  What you see is not the finished product, but merely the soup portion of the meal.  There are also croutons and cheese included in the recipe, but that&#8217;s another post.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1042" title="See, Karen helped, so it's not ruined." src="http://markruinsdinner.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dsc_0179-version-2.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></p>
<p>..<em>.to be continued.</em>..</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span id="more-1035"></span><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Beef Broth Recipe</span></strong></p>
<p><strong>Ingredients:</strong><br />
4 lbs. beef<br />
1 1/2 medium onions, coarsely chopped<br />
1 leek, coarsely chopped<br />
1 carrot, coarsely chopped<br />
1 celery stalk, coarsely chopped<br />
1/4 cup celery leaves<br />
3-4 parsley stems<br />
3-4 black peppercorns<br />
1 bay leaf<br />
salt<br />
1 sprig fresh thyme</p>
<p><strong>Method:</strong><br />
Preheat the oven to 4ooF.  Put the beef in a roasting pan and place in the oven.  Roast until deep brown, 45 minutes to an hour.  Transfer the beef to a soup pot.  pour 1 cup water into the roasting pan and deglaze.  Pour over the beef.  Add enough water to cover by 2 inches and simmer gently for 2 hours, skimming frequently.</p>
<p>Add the remaining ingredients.  Continue to simmer gently for 2 more hours.  Strain the broth through a fine sieve or cheesecloth-lined colander.  Discard the solids.  Refrigerate.  Once the broth is cool, remove any fat that has hardened on the surface.</p>
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			<media:title type="html">mark - in my own defense</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">beef wonderful beef</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">no!  NO! Don&#039;t do it!!!</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">OMG I can&#039;t believe you actually did that!!!!  NASTY!!!!</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">it still looks nasty.  You&#039;re a horrible cook.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">How did that just happen?  You switched bowls didn&#039;t you?</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">See, Karen helped, so it&#039;s not ruined.</media:title>
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