Two for two

26 02 2007

Could it be that I cook two good dishes in the same weekend?  I’m not supposed to do that, this blog is called “Mark Ruins Dinner.”  But on this cold snowy weekend, and as I was trying to make us all think we were in the tropics, I made two winners.  Please excuse my gloating; I post a lot here about my failures, so I’m enjoying this.

Let me just say that this “Trinidad weekend” was my idea.  I know what you’re thinking; I just wanted an excuse for Karen to do all the cooking, but that wasn’t it.  I made the doubles on Saturday morning and they were a smashing sucess.  Also, Sunday dinner duties fell to me since Karen had cooked so much already that weekend.  So, we’re having a weekend of tropical food, what about the grand finale?

Tuna steaks were on sale at the local market.  Well, they weren’t “on sale,” they were there.  We live a very long way from the ocean, and we take what we can get in the fish department, so I kind of get excited to see cool stuff.  They had these beautiful tuna steaks, wild caught, from Brazil.  I had to get one.  Just one, it won’t be too expensive, and we can slice it up, serve it on some rice with some veggies, and it will be enough. 

I know what you’re thinking.  I was thinking about the flounder as I stood there in the market, debating with myself.  “This time it will be different.  I’ve seen people make tuna steaks on the grill or in the skillet.  I’ve got the perfect cast iron skillet for this.” 

After much searching we found this recipe.  Okay, it’s tuna steaks, grilled, medium rare, and it has a citrusy kind of sauce.  That sounds tropical, right?  Here’s a good thing to consider when trying a recipe for the first time: Read all the directions before you start cooking.  The sauce here is thickened by reducing almost 5 cups of ingredients down to 1/2 cup of liquid.  Start early.

Karen used this recipe for asparagus when we made the flounder last week, and it was so good she made it again Sunday night, with fresh green beans.  The only problem was it needed only 15 minutes to cook, while the sauce I was making took over an hour.  The veggies were delicious, even when cold.

My sauce looked nothing like the picture on the website; it’s obvious to me now that when they reduced theirs they caramelized it a bit, adding some natural sweetness.  I’m not good at caramelizing anything, so I added some brown sugar and said “It’s done.”  I seared the tuna on my new favorite skillet, 3 minutes on one side and 2 on the other:


Served with some jasmine rice and the aforementioned asparagus and green beans, it was very good, and the sauce actually went very well with the fish.  Who would’ve known? 


Hooray for me.

Two doubles, slight pepper

24 02 2007

My wife was showing very little faith in me.  For years I’ve wanted to make doubles, and have only heard “They’re hard to make.”  Now I know better.

For those who don’t know, I will explain.  Doubles are in Trinidad what donuts are here in the U.S.  The perfect mid-morning snack that everyone craves.  Also, just like donuts here, everyone has their own favorite spot to purchase these little creations.  They are different from donuts in that they are not sweet.  At all.  Doubles consist of curried chick peas (hereafter called channa) in a very flavorful sauce, between two pieces of bara bread.

In Trinidad, often you need to tell the food vendors how much pepper sauce to add.  Once again, this is in addition to the hot peppers already used in cooking the food.  There are three choices when asking for pepper: “no pepper” (that’s what I always say), “slight pepper,” and “heavy pepper” (also known as “plenty pepper”).   When ordering your doubles with heavy pepper, don’t forget to also ask for the 2-gallon jug of ice water that you will need to deaden the pain you will be inflicting on your poor unsuspecting palate.  And please, please, don’t forget to wash your hands before doing something stupid like rubbing your eyes or you will be introduced to an all new kind of pain.

This weekend, since it has been so cold here lately, I suggested to my lovely wife that we have a Trinidad weekend, meaning of course that all the food we eat this weekend will be Trini food.  A much better idea would be, of course, to go to Trinidad and eat all this great food on the beach, but since that’s not an option, we’ll settle for this.  Karen is making curry chicken and pelau for dinner tonight for us and our guests, and tomorrow we are having bake and shark for Sunday lunch (with tilapia). 

So this lovely Saturday morning I decided to tackle Trinidad’s favourite breakfast.  Using the official cookbook of T&T, the Naparima Girls’ High School cookbook, I set to work early this morning right after Benjamin woke me up.  I haven’t used or needed an alarm clock in 5 years.  The dough needs to rise for an hour and a half, so I started on that first.  The recipe said “Add water until it forms a soft dough.”  Remember how great I am at judgement calls with dough?  I woke up Karen.  She added the water, and we let it rest.  In the meantime I cooked the filling.  I formed the baras and it became apparent that we would need more, so Karen made a second batch with rapid rise yeast.  We were glad we made two batches, because we learned some things during the first batch:

  • They were a bit too thick
  • They were a bit too big around
  • We fried them for a bit too long

But the second batch came out very close to perfect.  The result is here, but it’s from the first batch:


That second piece of bara goes on top to finish the sandwich.  They were very tasty, and next time I think I’ll put some chopped serrano chiles in with the channa.

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…stupid flat fish

20 02 2007

Flounder was on sale.

You see it coming already, don’t you? 

It’s surreal to watch an episode of Good Eats and then see that very ingredient on sale in the store the next day.  Apparently flat fish are easy to ruin, so who should make this?  Should it be Karen, who is a very good cook and grew up on an island, or Mark, who has never prepared fish before in his life?

 See it coming yet?

I’m not sure what drove me to this recipe.  Probably because it’s rolled and therefore I thought it looked sushi-esque.  Karen gave the “OK” meaning she probably knew from the outset that this poor fish was doomed.  Everything went fine until I cooked it.  I don’t think it’s a good idea to cook fish with a “basting liquid,” for lack of a better term.  Maybe it was more like a high-temperature braise.  Whatever.  Can you say overcooked?  Ick.  While eating it (at least it was edible) I told Karen “Well, the filling is nice.”  Her response? “No it isn’t.”


Oh, I forgot.  These overcooked, soupy flounder rolls were supposed to be served on a bed of wilted spinach.  Remember the duck?  It has become painfully obvious to me that I have no idea what it means to “wilt” greens.  Apparently, this isn’t how you do it:


…because that was just nasty.  I didn’t even try it.  Karen did (my wonderful wife), and instantly regretted it.

The kids ate their dinner though.  Breaded and fried flounder made by Karen and it was delicious (so I hear).

Indisputable Visual Evidence – Burger King hates parents

18 02 2007

Remember my post about taking the kids to Burger King last week?  Opening the kids meals for Isaac and Jonathan I was greeted with this:


This just screams “Super Bowl,” doesn’t it?  Tell me, Burger King, who is supposed to think this is cool?  Granted, the boys were interested in these marketing gimmicks for at least two minutes, but I could have thrown them in the trash that night and no one would have cared.  Burger King has officially crossed the line; they are no longer pandering to kids, they are simply giving them a commercial for Burger King.  Not that a happy meal toy ever got much play time in our house.  I take that back.  Our boys still play with those Super Mario action figures that we got a year or so ago. 

Anyway, I did end up making the burgers.  There are few things in this world better than a bacon cheeseburger.  I did, however, decide that I shouldn’t cook burgers in the house, ever, even with a cast iron skillet.  It just produces too much smoke, but the results were very good.  At least I didn’t burn the house down.


Don’t ya just miss the BBQ grill right about now?  I really wish it was summer.

How I impressed myself, it isn’t too hard to do.

14 02 2007

I didn’t sleep too well on Sunday night.  The idea of ruining a very expensive cut of meat was weighing heavily on my mind.  I mentioned to Karen my idea for Valentines day Monday morning and (as usual) she suggested some improvements.  How unlike her.  They were actually good ideas, and I implemented them grudgingly.

Thanks to old man winter, Karen had Tuesday afternoon and all day Wednesday off, so we decided to have V-day dinner Tuesday night after the kids went to bed.  That way could enjoy a leisurely dinner without worrying about bedtime.  Which was good, since dinner started at 9:30. 

Let it first be said that Karen trimmed the roast for me.  I don’t want to take credit for everything.

Have I told you Alton Brown is king?  He presented an impossible-to-ruin tenderloin roast recipe on “Tender is the Loin 2,” and I followed it with one minor alteration.  Instead of seasoning the roast with cumin, I used thyme (at Karen’s suggestion).  There are only three main parts to this method: Season, Sear, Roast.  And you must eat tenderloin medium-rare, it’s the law.  Here’s me searing the meat:


Alton and I disagree on so few things, but final roasting temperature is one of them.  He says pull from the oven at 135, we do it at 140-143 and we like it better that way.  It does carry over a bit, and the results were pleasantly pink.


Remember that soup from my first post?  Well I made it again with some modifications.  I didn’t use the crostini and I changed the mushrooms from creminis to morels.  Thank you to Mario Batali for the soup, it went perfectly with dinner.

Who really cares about dinner when there’s a dessert with Bailey’s in the ice cream, Kahlua in the brownies, and chocolate sprinkled on top?  Please visit Pinch my Salt for this wonderful recipe, the results were stellar.


One word: Wow.

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Why I like winter

14 02 2007

Remember snow days as a kid?  Waking up and seeing the snow, then hearing that school was cancelled?  Karen never got to experience that, but my soul rejoiced at the winter storm that hit us this week.  Snow all day Tuesday, freezing rain overnight, then more snow Wednesday morning.  Since Karen had to work this past weekend, this week’s schedule is very welcome:

  • Monday: 9-5
  • Tuesday: Left at noon
  • Wednesday: OFF
  • Thursday: 9-5
  • Friday: OFF

Friday was a scheduled day off, we just got lucky this week.  It’s nice to catch a break like this every now and then.  Aren’t you glad we don’t live in Trinidad?

For pictures of the kids playing in the snow, click here.

What I did wrong this past weekend

11 02 2007

Where do I begin, there’s so much to tell.

First I bought a pot that was approximately three times as big as we needed:


Okay this thing is going back to the store.  See, they didn’t have the 8qt. pot in stock, so I got what they had, and well, you can see it’s way too big.

Let’s see, what else.  Oh yes.  Karen was working this weekend, which means 1-5pm and I was in charge of dinner.  I was in the mood for burgers, so I told her that was for dinner.   On my travels Saturday afternoon I took the boys to Burger King (more on that later), and only later did I realize that I had just given them for lunch what I was going to make for dinner.  Hmm.  

So here’s Karen’s point of view.  She leaves to go to work, thinking I’m making burgers and oven fries for dinner.  She comes home and I tell her “um, no, actually YOU’RE in charge of dinner tonight because I messed up.”

So of course Karen made  a scrumtuous dinner and of course the boys cleaned their plates without any coaxing from mom or dad.