The Football Gods like soup

4 02 2008

To the City of New York: This sentiment comes courtesy of the fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Indianapolis Colts, Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, your own New York Jets, and most recently the Washington Redskins.

Thank you.

That being said, I did my part and I’m sure everyone will agree that the deciding factor in Super Bowl XLII was my Manhattan Clam Chowder. I hope to be hearing from team officials regarding compensation for my contribution to the outcome of the game. And if any other teams would like my assistance I’m willing to discuss terms.



3 responses

4 02 2008

Yaaaaaaa! All Hail King Eli. Almost as much fun as in ’06 (but not quite). Cheaters never prosper. At least this time.

4 02 2008
Daddy Forever

Those that soup work on basketball too?

6 02 2008
mark - in my own defense

Well that depends on which team you’re talking about. Cavs, probably, but I’m not sure anything can help the Sonics.

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