This is the first in a series of posts aimed at educating my readers. I know that drivel you were taught in health class, it was all a pack of lies. I can tell you with confidence that there are many things that make babies magically appear from the sky. These include:
1. Purchasing more Christmas stocking hangers than there are people living in your house.
We bought these when Aliyah was staying with us, but then she moved on campus. That makes this one her fault.
2. Having a car whose seating capacity is larger than your family.
3. Having an unused guest bedroom in your house.
This one is also Aliyah’s fault. Note that the color of the room is pink, guaranteeing that the child will be another boy.
6. Naming your blog “My Three Sons.”
This is what I almost called my blog, but I’m nowhere near Fred McMurray’s height.
7. Putting off the vasectomy.
Okay, so maybe this is the real reason