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Part of the problem of having a blog is that you can’t ignore your new year resolutions. There, they are, on Google’s cache for the rest of time, mocking me. At the beginning of 2008 I made a list of things I would do this year. Here’s the post. I had four things on my list. Let’s see how I did.
Replace the toilet paper holder? Success!
Finish painting the stairway? Success!
Do a better job with the dishes? Meh.
Water the plants? FAIL!
Next year I’ll take better care of the yard.
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Categories : dad, Daddy is a real dork, Home Improvement, I'm wasting your time, Stupidity, Things that are evil
I’m big on excuses. I’ve got lots of excuses for why nothing gets done around the house. But Karen has employed a brilliant strategy. She’s been playing along with this whole “house hunting” idea, and because of this many of these projects have been completed.
So, what’s my excuse been this time? I hate heights. Let me clarify. I hate ladders. My first summer job was with a roofing contractor, so as long as there is something solid under my feet I am fine. But ladders bounce. They move when you climb them. I hate them. And I could paint that whole stairwell with my paint roller on a stick, but there was only one way to paint that window. And that was to put up a ladder over the stairs. Note that I had to lean out over the stairs to get to part of the window.
Just so you know, that blue painters’ tape is very difficult to remove after a year. But the window did get painted, and I put up the new blinds as well.
This is exactly how those blinds are going to look forever. I’m too short to reach those strings, so they’ll never get opened or closed.
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There’s a saying Karen and I picked up on despair.com that says “Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” This post goes under that category. It’s been a year now since I finished work on the dining room, but I just hadn’t taken the pictures to show it off to the world (or my sister). But I’ve finally completed it, and you can click on it up there where it says The Dining Room Project. Let it never be said that I don’t finish what I start, I just finish it a year late.
BTW, it’s not too late to enter the Name My Child giveaway. Click here to enter.
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I’ve been neglecting my blog responsibilities, I know. Sorry.
It’s January 1. I feel older already. I thought up some new year’s resolutions and I thought I’d share them.
This year I resolve to replace the toilet paper holder.
This year I resolve to finish painting the stairwell.
This year I resolve to wash the dishes sooner. What a smell.
And lastly, this year I resolve to do a better job of watering Karen’s plants.
So there. Some (kind of) realistic goals that I can actually reach. I think. At least I didn’t resolve to not ruin any more dinners. How much sense would that make, really?
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We bought our washing machine six years ago. You’d think they would last longer than that. But apparently not. Our motor died a spectacular death last week, making the downstairs lights flicker rapidly every time it tried to start spinning. I was given two options on the phone by the repair guy. Spend $250 to fix the motor or probably $350 to replace the whole thing. Fixing the machine wasn’t really worth it. But then I started looking online, and I found a motor on ebay for $160. I started thinking. I could save us two hundred bucks, or I could end up costing us an extra hundred sixty. Karen resignedly gave her support, so I ordered the part. It happened to be in state, so UPS ground got it here the next day.
First thing, I had to go get a new tool just so I could take out the old motor:
While I’m at Lowe’s, I really should get a new tool box.
Even with this new tool, it was a real pain getting the old one out and the new one in. About a half hour each way.
I also had to drill a hole so I could mount the new startup capacitor:
Karen was shocked and relieved to see that it worked. I was pleasantly surprised as well. They changed the design of the motor, so hopefully this one will last until the kids graduate college. Now, if I could only fix that toilet paper holder…
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Categories : Hair brained schemes, Home Improvement, I'm wasting your time, Stupidity
I’m running behind on the dining room project. Topping that, there’s something else I need to do by April 28. It’s just a painting project, so hopefully it won’t take very long. I promise, there’s no wallpaper to remove. Actually, there was some patching of the wall needed, but I’ve done that already.
This entry / stairwell is actually the first thing you see upon entering our house. Come in the front door (That’s it on the left, below), and you are greeted by another door and a flight of stairs (don’t ask). Choose wisely.
Go up the stairs and you’ll see a big ugly wall that probably hasn’t been painted since 1957. The walls and the ceiling are the same color since it’s very hard to reach up 20 feet to the ceiling. I’m going to try. I bought ceiling paint and everything. Here’s hoping it doesn’t look like a three year old painted it when I’m done.
Can you believe we’ve been living here for three years and we haven’t done anything to this hallway yet? Can you see why we’ve been putting it off? Hey, another thing. One room, three different wall materials, maybe more. Going up the steps, wall to the right is plaster, wall in front is drywall, and wall to the left is plywood.
I love old houses.
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Categories : Home Improvement, Stupidity
I mentioned that we were away for Easter weekend. We got home from a three hour drive late in the afternoon Sunday, and I just had to start painting the walls in the dining room. Two and a half hours later the first coat of primer was on, only I could still see all the patches of spackling underneath the paint. So Monday afternoon another coat of primer went on, in another two and a half hours. Ugh, what a nightmare. But then something amazing happened. The patches disappeared. I saw a smooth white wall, ready for some color. It was just begging for some color. Karen came home and was pleasantly shocked. I was so excited after all this work, I waited until the kids were asleep and started painting Monday night. It was 10:30.
I learned something that night. After about 9:00 I’m very slow, no matter what I’m doing. Next thing I know it’s 2:00am and I’ve done the walls with windows, and that’s it. Three walls done, three to go, but this time I can get out the big roller. It turns out that I did most of the detail work, because we’re not painting the windows, just leaving the stain alone and giving it some polyurethane. We’re very glad we made that decision.
No more dining room pics until the job is done.