If you’re looking for pork cooking temperatures, I have links to the USDA and food network suggestions here.
Sorry, but I must use this post as a public service announcement. Some of the things that people are looking for when they visit my blog have gone from kinda boring and mildly amusing to kinda disturbing and creepy.
These are actual search strings people entered, I couldn’t think this stuff up.
alton brown medium rare pork – Are you trying to kill yourself? Sheesh.
How do they make boneless turkey – they start with a boneless egg.
eating maggots – I’ve never prepared maggots, I wouldn’t even know how to gut them.
alton brown’s toy puppet – I don’t think he sells them. go away.
“shave my head” turkey – come on, the turkey legs weren’t that bad, were they?
stupid blowtorch – after seeing some of the other searches I HOPE you’re cooking with it.
what should mark cook tomorrow? – yes, tell me. I’ll blog about it.
pictures of butchering rabbits – searches like this should be monitored by the FBI.
choke my chicken – How does my blog even show up from this search string? Go ahead, enter this into google. You’ll see my blog nestled in nicely among tons of gay porn.
punishment of wife – Once again, this is not that type of blog!
paint room roller hat “he said” smiled – are you on crack or LSD?
bumbo polyurethane stain – see, my problem is that I sit and try to figure out what they meant, only it makes my head hurt.
Yeast Puppets!!! They are on Alton tonight!!! – I know!!!! Aren’t they cool?
zuko man zuko man he can do what a toast – Those words, they don’t go. Together. Stop, brain hurting.
pros & cons of drinking decaffeinated coffee – pros: you won’t get the runs. Cons: you won’t be awake to enjoy not having the runs.
washing off wallpaper paste – I think you’re better off burning your house down.